500 reasons to love a house

Reason Four Hundred and Seventy Eight : Shower screen is clean. 

Reason Four Hundred and Seventy Seven : This bean is est. 1 year old.

Reason Four Hundred and Seventy Six : Mould grows on labels.

Reason Four Hundred and Seventy Five : Dont forget about our black gnome.

Reason Four Hundred and Seventy Four : Year’s worth of scum.

Reason Four Hundred and Seventy Three : Cat is king of the castle.

Reason Four Hundred and Seventy Two : Creative.

Reason Four Hundred and Seventy Two : This sums up everything.

Reason Four Hundred and Seventy One : Cat’s last meal at EPR. 

Reason Four Hundred and Seventy : Josie’s free porridge.